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The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.
Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.
connected by Marty February 14, 2003
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Connected 

Being 'connected' refers to people who are in touch with their surroundings, a sense of true self, and have a deep, instinctual empathy for fellow human beings. They are often perceived as 'odd' or eccentric by others but are extremely intelligent and often misunderstood and underestimated.

'Connected' people will frequently feel deep sadness, crippling frustration, an un-expressable rage and/or proactive rebellion when presented with the un-justices of the world, prejudice, discrimination, fickle bullshit, and the cruelties and atrocities committed by their fellow human beings.

Some people believe that everyone is potentially 'connected', depending on whether they open their minds to their capacity to connect to themselves, fellow humans and the world around them; whilst others will maintain that tests have shown only 2% of the worlds population demonstrate the associated qualities and characteristics of someone who is 'connected' and is a result of genetic trends and programming.

Many 'connected' people have been burdened with the term 'gifted and talented', whilst this term identifies their inquisitive minds and ability to learn, it can act to segregate someone from their peers, and encourage them to develop a sense of social awkwardness, perceived aloofness and/ or extreme bouts of arrogance.
They're not odd, they're just connected.
Connected by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

connected 

term used to identify that one is carrying cellular eqiupment, i.e. cell phone / pager
we were all connected
connected by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

connected guy 

In Mafia terms,a man who has close ties to organized crime, but is not an official member.
In the movie Donnie Brasco, Donnie was a connected guy in the Bonanno Crime Family, but not a made man.
connected guy by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

connected cunt 

a bad ass motherfucker who has many shifty contacts
Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you

Morris: Why the fuck not ?!

Jay: He's a connected cunt
connected cunt by DrCuntface March 25, 2010

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
Connected buttholes by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Connected, No Internet 

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
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