Ice Dancing 

A form of soft-core pornography taking place on ice, and which can be shown on television.

I was watching ice dancing in the Winter Olympics and sprung a boner.

Ice Dancing by Khanibaal February 23, 2010

ICE dancing

v. Olympic demonstration sport in which a determined cadre of enthusiastic but unorganized amateurs encounter superbly outfitted but inept and overzealous troops. Somewhere between terpsichorean performance art and rugby but with more pepper spraying.

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TV tonight looks like a choice between a biathlon and ICE dancing. What’s your preference?

You know me. I’ll take the one with the most gunfire.

ICE dancing by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

dancing on ice 

a stupid tv programm where old people like jane tourville (the odl lady who looks like hilary clinton) or whatever go and show off their fatness and stupud celebs fall down and flash their knickers

dancing on ice is a stupid ass program, dont watch it otherwise you will turn into a figure-skating robot

dancing on ice by iThink February 9, 2008

Tap Dancin on Ice 

To be on eggshells. A nervous, mcrisky situation.

Trying to set up that 5some and I am tap dancin on ice here!
Bradford was tap dancin on ice when he asked out his friend of seven years, Gloria.

Tap Dancin on Ice by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 18, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016