Ice Dancing

A form of soft-core pornography taking place on ice, and which can be shown on television.

I was watching ice dancing in the Winter Olympics and sprung a boner.

by Khanibaal February 23, 2010

ICE dancing

v. Olympic demonstration sport in which a determined cadre of enthusiastic but unorganized amateurs encounter superbly outfitted but inept and overzealous troops. Somewhere between terpsichorean performance art and rugby but with more pepper spraying.

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TV tonight looks like a choice between a biathlon and ICE dancing. What’s your preference?

You know me. I’ll take the one with the most gunfire.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

dancing on ice

a stupid tv programm where old people like jane tourville (the odl lady who looks like hilary clinton) or whatever go and show off their fatness and stupud celebs fall down and flash their knickers

dancing on ice is a stupid ass program, dont watch it otherwise you will turn into a figure-skating robot

by iThink February 9, 2008

Tap Dancin on Ice

To be on eggshells. A nervous, mcrisky situation.

Trying to set up that 5some and I am tap dancin on ice here!
Bradford was tap dancin on ice when he asked out his friend of seven years, Gloria.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 18, 2007