seven

the number before 18, but after 2

two, seven, eighteen

by fungusmushroomboi October 4, 2018

seven

To divert conversation to a better/more comfortable subject, or simply to avoid the current subject in order to get one's self out of the shit...used sometimes as an alternative to 'pass us that spade mate'

Man: Will you marry me?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Is that yes then?
Woman: Seven.
Man: So it's a no?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven what?
Woman: Seven.
Man: What d'ya mean seven?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven o'clock?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven deadly sins?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven wonders of the world...
Woman: Seven.
Man: Eight
Woman: Seven.
Man: Six
Woman: Seven.
Man: Fuck it.
....Mission Accomplished!!

by Cecil April 10, 2005

seven

Used to fill empty silences. A number used for anything. Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pretty much the only number you'll ever need. Whenever it shows up in a situation, there is large excitement. A way to get out of answering awkward questions.

silence...
...silence...
A: "Seven."
(Laughter)
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A: "What time is the movie?"
B: "Seven." (even if it isn't.)
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A: "Did you kiss him last night?"
B: "Well... seven..."
A: "Did you DO him last night?"
B: "Seven."
A: "How was it?"
B: "Seven."
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A: "Are you mad at me?"
B: "Seven."
A:"Why?"
B:"Neh meh..."
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A: "Do I look fat in this?"
B: "Well... seven."
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by Neh meh 7 April 20, 2008

seven

seven is the seventh number. also written as "7"

one, two, three, four, five, six and seven

by retardedpotago September 9, 2020

seven

Goodness; all things good; God's number: YES!

Derived from The Chapelle's Show World Series of Dice episode when Grits "n" Gravy was said to roll seventy seven 7's in a row!!!

Oooooo! I just found a nug! SEVEN!

by Adrian Roy June 11, 2006

seven

The expression used when reaching a point of ecstacy or just random shear joy.

"I got so happy I produced a whole jar of sevenade!" said Onion.

"I aced my test! Yay, SEVEN!!" said Tamequa.

by fantasyx7 October 4, 2004

seven

The number of heads of cattle a Natalie is worth in a traditional Arranged Marriage Barter System.

He had been alone a long time. It was time to be someplace else. "I will give you seven cattle for that one," said the man, eyeing his electronic animal husbandry account greedily.

by jandek March 17, 2009