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unorganized crime family

A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.
My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.

unorganized bookshelf 

Something you will find in every midwestern white household.
“Timmy has an unorganized bookshelf.”

Oh, I didn’t know Timmy was white and lived in the midwest.”
unorganized bookshelf by h_f_ch February 20, 2022

Chaotically Unorganised

The act of being completely organised in some aspects of life, and completely unorganised in other aspects, such that your organisation itself is unorganised.
John had all his correct books organised for his day at school, but had no idea what lessons he had when, finding out from his friends as the day went on. John is chaotically unorganised.

Unurbanized 

Any definition submittal that is rejected by Urban Dictionary.
My definition of "intrepidation" was unurbanized by the authors who decided not to publish it.
Unurbanized by Anal Czar September 29, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026