I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
by Matt March 15, 2005
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
by Who, me? August 18, 2003
I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.
by Mike Bendixson December 5, 2005
The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.
by IkeM October 25, 2003
"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.
by Mr. Dictionary! February 21, 2004