390 definitions by gnostic3

n. Shortened form of the word “euphemism” preferred by busy folk with no time for four sylls.

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When you say you have to “put icing on the cake” is that a euph?

No. It’s my daughter’s birthday. Perv.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.

2)Snug tanktop

3)Unusual sexual position.

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Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?

You'll have to be more specific.
by gnostic3 November 13, 2016
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v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.
by gnostic3 February 1, 2020
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n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.

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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.

Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?

Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.
by gnostic3 February 1, 2019
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v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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n. Choking someone.

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Stop! We have already seen far too much chauvinism.
by gnostic3 June 3, 2020
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adj. Canadian term for anything, particularly sports commentary, that has a confused or impenetrable air.

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I miss the cherry flavour that “Coach’s Corner” used to have.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2019
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