gnostic3's definitions

dripstarter

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!

by gnostic3 January 4, 2023

polargeist

n. Evil spirt who haunts igloos and other dwellings in the far north.

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My blubber is stuck to the ceiling. Again.

Sounds like you have a polargeist. Be afraid.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

wordodex

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2022

scrumear

n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.

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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

maxime

n. A person with a huge ego and an inability to organise a simple party.

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Bernie is such a maxime! I bet he couldn't even organise a people's party.

by gnostic3 September 6, 2019

qatarhero

n. Person who makes the defining play which wins the coveted trophy, contract, election etc.

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Ronaldo will never be the qatarhero..

Yeah. He's more of a lifetime qatargoat.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022