gnostic3's definitions

wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

by gnostic3 June 5, 2017

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2020

deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

by gnostic3 January 7, 2023

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

drafter

n. Someone riding on your coattails. Sometimes to glory:; sometimes to prison.

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Hey Rudy! Why are you such a drafter? Is it the money or the illusions of glory?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019