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The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.
by gnostic3 July 30, 2016

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n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.

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Do you have 2020 Vision?

Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy

Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.
by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

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v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.
by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

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adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?
by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

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v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.
by gnostic3 October 02, 2016

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n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

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v. Died. Can also mean to give the ball or puck to a teammate.

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Did you hear? Kobe passed.

Wow. That is interesting news.First time that ever happened.

You are incredibly insensitive.

Too soon?
by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

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