gnostic3's definitions

monobetes

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

moguls

n. Obscure Olympic sport in which athletes in baggy pants and short skis bounce off hundreds of mounds cunningly placed on frozen a hill to damage their knee ligaments.

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Dude! Turn on the box, The moguls are going to be on.

Sounds great. Which event are they competing in?

by gnostic3 February 16, 2018

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?

by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

raceish

adj. Referring to race, and arguably racist, but with a nuance that allows for some wiggle room if you have a good law team and a semanticist on your payroll.

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What did you think of that racist tweet? Impeachment time?

No no. That was more raceish than racist. White guys always talk like that.

Racist!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

cupper

n. Person who, on birthdays etc, gives coffee cups inscribed with witticisms to pretty girls he admires and wishes to date. Less intense than flowers or jewelry, the gifts can be laughed off if his feelings are not reciprocated.

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Valentine's Day is coming. Going to finally tell Sophie that you love her?

Nah, but I found her this great mug with an erotic limerick! In Latin!

You are such a cupper. You know you are going to die alone, right?

Nos amici mei videbundt!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017