gnostic3's definitions

New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?

by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

by gnostic3 November 26, 2020

superbola

n. Any horrible infectious disease that becomes an epidemic and threatens the fabric of society. Can be used metaphorically for things that destroy computer networks, school spirit etc.

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In the seventeenth century a superbola swept across Europe and killed millions of peasants.

by gnostic3 October 30, 2014

pansive

adj. Thoughtful, but only on the subject of trousers.

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Why are you looking so pansive this morning?

I was just wondering whether harem pants were going to come back.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2021

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.

by gnostic3 October 2, 2016