gnostic3's definitions

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

goshforsaken

adj. Bleak and generally unpleasant but not as bad as Godforsaken.

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Calgary is a goshforsaken wasteland.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

hoalie

n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.

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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

masking tape

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.

by gnostic3 June 16, 2020

bloc rednequois

n. Proud visionary Canadians who seek an oil-fueled future free from liberal ideology, have-not-handouts and poutine.

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Hey Tyler! Going to the bloc rednequois rally after school?

Will you be mocking ponytailed Swedish activists?

You know it!

by gnostic3 October 31, 2019