gnostic3's definitions

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

Colour deaf

Adj. An inability to hear or understand certain words related to coloration, shading, texture etc. Sometimes used as a cover-up for in attention or ignorance.

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What is this? I said to paint the kitchen mauve with beige accents! Does that look mauve?

Sorry dear. Don't yell. You know I'm colour deaf.

by gnostic3 October 25, 2014

ear witness

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

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Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?

by gnostic3 October 27, 2014

superbola

n. Any horrible infectious disease that becomes an epidemic and threatens the fabric of society. Can be used metaphorically for things that destroy computer networks, school spirit etc.

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In the seventeenth century a superbola swept across Europe and killed millions of peasants.

by gnostic3 October 30, 2014

buttercupper

n. Someone whose deep love sends them to extreme LENGTHS.

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Why did you quit the freestyle skiing team to spend more quality time with your wife? You were sure to medal at the Olympics.

I guess I'm just a buttercupper.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

harmageddon

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014