gnostic3's definitions

dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

pokal anaesthetic

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023

vagabondage

n. Kinky hoboerotic sex play involving ropes, chains and a ragged street person.

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More gangrene? You still into all that vagabondage Antonio? If you are you need to know that “tighter” is not a good safe word.

by gnostic3 September 11, 2019

rugbybawl

v. To blubber like a child because your team has been beaten by the mighty Japan Blossoms, or, less likely, by Canada.

Don’t rugbybawl Ireland, at least you weren’t beaten by Canada.

by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

hoggers

n. Ice curlers too weak to broom their shot rocks into the briar ring. Weaklings, fire dampers.

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You hoggers couldn't take out my stones with both hands!

Sweep this Canuck!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

in silico

adj. Existing in a computer or other chip-based electronic device. Parallel term to “in situ” and “in vivo”. Often used metaphorically.

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Do you ever feel you are living your whole life in silico?

Yes. But I am a RPU68 robotic pleasure unit, you bad girl.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

hobo

n. Habitually poorly attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No, I see myself as more of a hobo than a debutante.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015