gnostic3's definitions

monobetes

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

moguls

n. Obscure Olympic sport in which athletes in baggy pants and short skis bounce off hundreds of mounds cunningly placed on frozen a hill to damage their knee ligaments.

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Dude! Turn on the box, The moguls are going to be on.

Sounds great. Which event are they competing in?

by gnostic3 February 16, 2018

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023

vocabulator

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of all the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Vocabulator failures, in which the correct or perfect word ( le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled regions of a surgeon's mind, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.

by gnostic3 November 24, 2022

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021