gnostic3's definitions

robos

n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.

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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

thunburger

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!

by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.

by gnostic3 November 11, 2019

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

senatorial impartiality

adj. A somewhat magical quality once abundant in America but which, like the buffalo and entertaining broadcast TV, is now seldom seen.

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Unicorn horns and senatorial impartiality do not exist! And I am a bit suspicious of this Tooth Fairy.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020