tv

The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:

Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised

Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"

by Packies November 01, 2006

tv

transvestite

by TBonz August 19, 2003

tv

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.

Americans watch too much TV

by normal October 24, 2003

tv

short form for the word Television

Yo Bitch, I'm on TV

by Super Cracker August 02, 2003

tv

friend with many colors

Guy: Im going to hang with my TV
Guy2: Aight, I'll come too

by xleox October 14, 2004

tv

Our only education

Free porn

Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high

Kids: Lets watch porn!!

Teacher: Fine fine....


Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block

by bob April 01, 2005

tv

a box shaped thing witch light comes out of and boys and girls cant stop watching

look at him watch tv,this is gonna be some kind of a reacerd

by yo mamma November 14, 2003