"ASKED YOU! Oh wait, no I didn't!!! Fucking idiot delete your account immediately and die also"
by Gronald Beesly May 4, 2020
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A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked
by Made Famous by Rani November 21, 2010
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to behave in a way that invites trouble
You ask for it with your attitude about the game.
by The Return of Light Joker September 7, 2008
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The archaic form of the question verb, "to axe."
Being from the late 20th century, Fry's mispronunciation of the interrogative question verb "axe" as "ask" is often lost among his confused kinfolk.
by Just Axe Leela September 15, 2011
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A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.
"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"
by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 1, 2017
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Nobody asked you!

Hym "I asked myself idiot. Shut the fuck up."

Iam "So, I've been thinking about this last round and I need you to clarify the 'self-preservation' thing. I think that's wrong."
Hym "Ok. Here's how I see it. If I am oppressed I am reduced to two options. Accept my oppression or use violence against my oppressors. But if you are in a "system of oppression" you can't just kill the plantation owners because there is more than one plantation. So, once you have liberated yourself from the immediate threat of your immediate subjugation, you are left with with the LOOMING THREAT of future subjugation at the hands of people who don't have problem with or desire your oppression. The only way to combat this is to pre-empt this looming threat with more killing. This is MADE NECESSARY by the impending retaliatory violence. Ok? So now all of the plantation owners are gone. And all you're left with are the people who sat idly by while you were oppressed. Now, they are an unknown because you don't know whether or not they believe your subjugation was justified. At this point you may have even developed an appetite for violence. There is only one way to be certain that you won't be oppressed again. More killing"

Iam "So, this is how (in your estimation) one could draw the conclusion that the act of oppression or the perception of oppression or an oppression narrative would necessitate the use of violence in the name of self-preservation?"

Hym "Correct. The show 'Attack on Titan' takes this line of reasoning to it's logical conclusion. So, this isn't really an original thought. But nobody asked me."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
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