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Nobody asked you!

Hym "I asked myself idiot. Shut the fuck up."

Iam "So, I've been thinking about this last round and I need you to clarify the 'self-preservation' thing. I think that's wrong."
Hym "Ok. Here's how I see it. If I am oppressed I am reduced to two options. Accept my oppression or use violence against my oppressors. But if you are in a "system of oppression" you can't just kill the plantation owners because there is more than one plantation. So, once you have liberated yourself from the immediate threat of your immediate subjugation, you are left with with the LOOMING THREAT of future subjugation at the hands of people who don't have problem with or desire your oppression. The only way to combat this is to pre-empt this looming threat with more killing. This is MADE NECESSARY by the impending retaliatory violence. Ok? So now all of the plantation owners are gone. And all you're left with are the people who sat idly by while you were oppressed. Now, they are an unknown because you don't know whether or not they believe your subjugation was justified. At this point you may have even developed an appetite for violence. There is only one way to be certain that you won't be oppressed again. More killing"

Iam "So, this is how (in your estimation) one could draw the conclusion that the act of oppression or the perception of oppression or an oppression narrative would necessitate the use of violence in the name of self-preservation?"

Hym "Correct. The show 'Attack on Titan' takes this line of reasoning to it's logical conclusion. So, this isn't really an original thought. But nobody asked me."
Asked by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked
asked by Made Famous by Rani November 23, 2010
Drd please stay in your limits. asked.
Drd: asked.
Person: sorry i didnt now please fuck off before i block u fucker legit spaming asked asked asked after someone posts
asked. by MiltonThermo December 9, 2021

Asked Calmly 

Yelling your question at someone in a very aggresive manner and pushing them to the wall with demands for answers.

Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.
Book: "'Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' He asked calmly."
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"
Asked Calmly by Urbaxy April 5, 2019

Asked Alex 

When you asked something and never got an answer, it's like googling into a void.
Dude 1: Hey did you find out what a tittynope is? I know you were perplexed.

Dude 2: Nah, I tried Asked Alex but you know how that goes.
Asked Alex by CatWoManDoo January 23, 2021

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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