asked

Something I didn't do

"FUCK YOU!"

"ASKED YOU! Oh wait, no I didn't!!! Fucking idiot delete your account immediately and die also"

by Gronald Beesly May 4, 2020

asked

A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status

Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked

by Made Famous by Rani November 21, 2010

asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 1, 2017

ask for it

to behave in a way that invites trouble

You ask for it with your attitude about the game.

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2008

ask

The archaic form of the question verb, "to axe."

Being from the late 20th century, Fry's mispronunciation of the interrogative question verb "axe" as "ask" is often lost among his confused kinfolk.

by Just Axe Leela September 15, 2011

Aske

A hairy boy with a huge penis

Watch out for Aske!

by Lolzzer May 12, 2009

Asks

It is a prison term for a favor and then you owe the other person a favor in return.

Can I have an ask? I don't do asks. What about a trade?

by Jennifer O'Keefe September 13, 2007