encounter

unexpectedly experience or be faced with (something difficult or hostile).

I encountered my ex at the bar last night, boy was that tragic.

by disthicc December 30, 2017

encounter

when connor hill calls his friendly neighborhood gay stripper for sexual intercourse

connor hill had an encounter at his house

by connorhillcum28 February 13, 2018

an encounter

The act of witnessing a girls thong hanging out of her pants.

"Damn. I just had an encounter!!!!!"

by TheSHIZZZZZzz June 5, 2012

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 14, 2009

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 11, 2009

casual encounter

A one night stand, or casual sex. Popularized by Craigslist and dating sites.

I looked up Craigslist to arrange a casual encounter for the weekend.

by Lemming2 July 8, 2009

sexual encounter

Any interaction involving two or more people that results in the sexual arousal/pleasure/fulfilment of the parties involved. Usually, in person, but now commonly occurs through texting, social media, web chat, etc.

She was seeking a platonic friendship; not another sexual encounter.

by Sunniskeiz April 25, 2017