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Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
by Mel April 12, 2004
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
by St. Class!c February 16, 2010
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(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
by heroworship March 15, 2011
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anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.
Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.
by provider44 January 20, 2010
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interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.
Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.
by baits September 10, 2007
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A verb.

To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.
Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it."
Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."
by Nathaniel Is Cool March 16, 2011
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