Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
by Mel April 12, 2004
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(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
by St. Class!c February 16, 2010
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When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.
Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!
by kikicoture December 22, 2008
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Ned talk for when there is trouble.
"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"
"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
by didhereallyjustsaythat December 10, 2009
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A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010
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When a man has a hard on.
It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.
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