pad hunter

An individual who seeks menstrual pads from a woman whom he/she is highly attracted to. The pad is then used for mastubatory purposes.

i cant think of an example
pad hunter...
wait...

by iThink February 22, 2008

gay - ass - defenition

a stupid defenition which is homophoic and or gay

this is a gay - ass - defenition as i cannot spel

by iThink February 09, 2008

Create your own condom

A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.

I used my create your own condom kit last night.

by iThink January 28, 2008

dancing on ice

a stupid tv programm where old people like jane tourville (the odl lady who looks like hilary clinton) or whatever go and show off their fatness and stupud celebs fall down and flash their knickers

dancing on ice is a stupid ass program, dont watch it otherwise you will turn into a figure-skating robot

by iThink February 09, 2008

pubus maximus

a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair.
see pubic hair

pubus maximus was used in harry potter, but the author did not mention it because she is a fat ass bitch

by iThink February 04, 2008

fruit salad

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

by iThink February 21, 2008

toptable

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

by iThink February 28, 2008