Definitions by iThink

toptable 

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

toptable by iThink February 28, 2008

fruit salad 

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

fruit salad by iThink February 23, 2008

pad hunter 

An individual who seeks menstrual pads from a woman whom he/she is highly attracted to. The pad is then used for mastubatory purposes.

i cant think of an example
pad hunter...
wait...

pad hunter by iThink February 22, 2008

figure skater 

Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.

Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing

I cant think of an example so I'll just write figure skater.

figure skater by iThink February 20, 2008

cockroach 

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

cockroach by iThink February 19, 2008

coward 

A popular British surname.

Sarah's second name is Coward.

coward by iThink February 13, 2008

gay - ass - defenition 

a stupid defenition which is homophoic and or gay

this is a gay - ass - defenition as i cannot spel

gay - ass - defenition by iThink February 9, 2008