iThink's definitions

dancing on ice

a stupid tv programm where old people like jane tourville (the odl lady who looks like hilary clinton) or whatever go and show off their fatness and stupud celebs fall down and flash their knickers

dancing on ice is a stupid ass program, dont watch it otherwise you will turn into a figure-skating robot

by iThink February 9, 2008

coward

A popular British surname.

Sarah's second name is Coward.

by iThink February 13, 2008

cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

by iThink February 19, 2008

figure skater

Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.

Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing

I cant think of an example so I'll just write figure skater.

by iThink February 20, 2008

fruit salad

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

by iThink February 23, 2008

pad hunter

An individual who seeks menstrual pads from a woman whom he/she is highly attracted to. The pad is then used for mastubatory purposes.

i cant think of an example
pad hunter...
wait...

by iThink February 22, 2008

toptable

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

by iThink February 28, 2008