iThink's definitions

Create your own condom

A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.

I used my create your own condom kit last night.

by iThink January 28, 2008

cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

by iThink February 19, 2008

coward

A popular British surname.

Sarah's second name is Coward.

by iThink February 13, 2008

anal hole

the anal hole is a smarty way to say ass hole

shit comes out of my anal hole

by iThink January 28, 2008

fruit salad

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

by iThink February 23, 2008

toptable

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

by iThink February 28, 2008

dancing on ice

a stupid tv programm where old people like jane tourville (the odl lady who looks like hilary clinton) or whatever go and show off their fatness and stupud celebs fall down and flash their knickers

dancing on ice is a stupid ass program, dont watch it otherwise you will turn into a figure-skating robot

by iThink February 9, 2008