Morty

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event

I got to take a big fat morty

by Im yourr mammy April 15, 2019

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Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017

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Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.

Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 06, 2020

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A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

by RichardRyder69 September 25, 2016

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The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.

Morty bought more crack from Falner today.

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

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