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schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy
David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

shmegegge 

(Yiddish) baloney; hot air; nonsense; annoying person
Oi! Would you listen to Alex talk. What a shmegegge
shmegegge by asekjflh October 13, 2009

schmageggy 

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.
I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.
schmageggy by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

schmegeggie 

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.
I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.
schmegeggie by rob essss July 21, 2008

Shmegeggy 

A Yiddishism first introduced to the English language in Saul Bellow's classic "Herzog," meaning an unadmirable person.
He better get it this afternoon, that ludicrous shmegeggy! (This is how Bellow's hebrew lawyer describes an opposing counselor).
Shmegeggy by Richie Martin September 28, 2008

schmeegle 

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan
I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!
schmeegle by schmeegle August 26, 2006
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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