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Umm... two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??

(a definition not involving ass-fucking or shit-and-ejaculation-eating for once)
Yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. And no, it didn't have shit nor cum on it.
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!
by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015
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A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.
My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.
by Freya-Chan March 31, 2010
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When a white person is having a threesome with two black people
Jerome: "Yo Jamaal, I got front you got back!"
Tara: "What is this some kind of icecream sandwich!?!"
by Nathanispro May 25, 2008
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The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.
Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.
by CaptainClamSlammer January 22, 2012
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noun, plural ice cream sandwiches

1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.

2. A summer delicacy.
1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.

2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.
by Neighborhood spiderman May 25, 2012
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