Twitter Twatter

noun- Equivalent to a Facebook Whore.

Bob- Dude, Sabrina is blowing up Twitter with her retweets and gay love quotes.

Joe- She's such a Twitter Twatter.

Twitter Twatter by kdouble007 August 11, 2011

twatter 

Someone who spends excessive amounts of time sharing too much information (T.M.I) on Twitter.

Amy: Did you see Hermann's tweet about taking a monstrous shit the other day?

Dave: Yea, he's become such a twatter!

twatter by kabaum December 26, 2011

Thottery Code 23 

Attempted thottery, penal code 23 in the book of Thot Patrol.

The act of making an attempt to be a thot in public or private locations without legal permission.

We have a Thottery Code 23, I repeat, Thottery code 23. Requesting backup.

Thottery Code 23 by Rei of Thot Patrol June 16, 2017

Twitter 

Cancer

Today I used Twitter, TommyInnit was getting cancelled.

Twitter by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021

Dirty totter 

When having sex the male lays on his back while the female lays sideways on the man's penis then she balances kind of like a teeter totter hence the name dirty totter.

Hey, honey. Wanna test your balance? Let's do the dirty totter.

Dirty totter by mother freakin March 5, 2011

Twitter 

Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.

Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?

Man: No, but I could definately taste it...

Twitter by dvso November 8, 2009

Twitter 

A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!

Twitter by likeordie November 15, 2011