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The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.
After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.
by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).
"Let me add you on twitter.."
by F.E.Shoebash October 15, 2014
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A Huge, uneducated, primitive shit hole where everybody is an expert on the subject and they all have to share an opinion.
Friend: Omgzzz i like twitter! Me: The epidemic is upon us.

Friend: Come follow me on twitter! Me: I don't visit a cesspool full of disease and famine.
by MangoSpider August 23, 2014
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a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.

without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks
by izzzzz October 14, 2018
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A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.
You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.
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by AnonDoxy July 09, 2018
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The most succesful unorginized social network in the world.
On Twitter I have to use an @ symbol to tag people, and it takes up part of my text allowance. What the fuck?
by uggson April 04, 2015
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