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Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!
Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck
by IssacIsALoser May 04, 2019
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"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
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"Maybe I'll be Tracer–"
"I'm already Tracer"

"Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"

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The zodiac sign cancer, the crab, is a water sign. The birthday range for this sign is June 21 - July 22.
Cancers are often associated with being emotional, sensitive, quiet, good behaved, humorous, fun-loving, understading, loving, nurturing, empathetic, a bit awkward, caring, and a bit quirky.

Cancers usually have a hard time coming out of their comfort zone. They are typically very shy at first, but as time goes on and they start opening up to you, you will learn that they are actually very fun-loving and a bit hyper

When it comes to friendships, cancers would rather have a small very close group of friends vs. a large group of friends. Not only are they typically introverted, but cancers value very close friendships and is easier for them to manage them.

Cancers are very sweet and caring in romantic relationships, they are loving, always thinking of the other person, nurturing, understanding, and always wants the best for their significant other.
Cancers can also be very protective and wants to keep the other to themselves, (not in a controlling way) and may even get jealous at times

Usually cancers enjoy a more vanilla relationship, but do not mind being sexual with their s.o. and enjoy those moments as well.

Cancers often hide their feelings. They love there friends and family, but may push them away or lie to them and tell them that they are fine. Usually they will only tell an extremely close friend or a significant other, but it may not come out imidently.
My zodiac sign is cancer.
She seems like a cancer.
by Bear1233 August 14, 2017
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One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.
My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!
by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005
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Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.


Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
by Expatriot September 03, 2004
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