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Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.
by leahcim99 November 02, 2013
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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The hairy thing between a womans legs.
There once was a girl named Louise, whose cunt hair hung down to her knees, the crabs in her twat tied her hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze.
by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008
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1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what
1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
by Chode March 27, 2005
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