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released 

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who is considered a death-dealing anomaly who sacrifices all moral decency to completely dominate, humiliate, and devastate all opponents. Also know as The Great Released, he can only be summarized as pure ownage. Using immense gaming knowledge, strategies, and skills, Released utterly destroys all online gaming pleasure his opponents once had, or dreamt of having.
I just got fucking owned by Released.
released by Hlavsa December 12, 2008
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Released 

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who sacrifics all morals to completely own and dominate other gamers playing experiences due to no other than his immense gaming skill in any and all online games.
I just got fucking owned by Released.
Released by Hlavsa December 10, 2008

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

released a statement 

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

released a demon 

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.
"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."
released a demon by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013

Released the Grease 

When grease (AKA Baby Gravy) is released from the tip of your nozzle, resulting in a cataclysmic eplosion of sperm!
Devin: Dude you did it in class again while you were asleep!

Tom: What did i do?

Devin: You released the grease!
Released the Grease by Jena Tailia October 14, 2009

released on bale 

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
released on bale by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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