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Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who is considered a death-dealing anomaly who sacrifices all moral decency to completely dominate, humiliate, and devastate all opponents. Also know as The Great Released, he can only be summarized as pure ownage. Using immense gaming knowledge, strategies, and skills, Released utterly destroys all online gaming pleasure his opponents once had, or dreamt of having.

I just got fucking owned by Released.

released by Hlavsa December 12, 2008

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Released

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who sacrifics all morals to completely own and dominate other gamers playing experiences due to no other than his immense gaming skill in any and all online games.

I just got fucking owned by Released.

Released by Hlavsa December 10, 2008

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

released the crackitch by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

released a statement

To ejeculate.

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

released a statement by Tmosfell May 12, 2023

released a demon

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.

"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."

released a demon by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013

Released the Grease

When grease (AKA Baby Gravy) is released from the tip of your nozzle, resulting in a cataclysmic eplosion of sperm!

Devin: Dude you did it in class again while you were asleep!

Tom: What did i do?

Devin: You released the grease!

Released the Grease by Jena Tailia October 14, 2009

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

released on bale by QuacksO April 4, 2022

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026