A Huge, uneducated, primitive shit hole where everybody is an expert on the subject and they all have to share an opinion.
Friend: Omgzzz i like twitter! Me: The epidemic is upon us.
Friend: Come follow me on twitter! Me: I don't visit a cesspool full of disease and famine.
Friend: Come follow me on twitter! Me: I don't visit a cesspool full of disease and famine.
by MangoSpider August 23, 2014
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The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.
by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011
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passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).
by F.E.Shoebash October 15, 2014
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Hell. Nothing more. It is the only way to describe it. It is the domain to some of the worst type of human beings on the planet. Filled to the brim with losers who spew insults online because they most likely wouldn’t dare say it in their real life. Shielded by their screen, they hurl hurtful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees with them, because, haven’t you heard? This is 2021! Respectfully disagreeing? Nonsense! Twitter is the birthplace of some of the most ridiculous ideologies such as #cancelculture and #killallmen. These ideas are birthed there, linger there, and are kept alive by the mentally ill who inhabit the platform. Oh, and one more thing......
Stans.
Stans.
Guy 1: I’m thinking about getting twitter.
Guy 2: NO, DEAR GOD I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE NO.
Guy 1: Oh shut up, what’s the worst that could happen? I’m getting it.
*1 week later*
Guy 1: Hey, how you been doing brother?
Guy 2: did you just call me brother and not my gender pronoun of Emperor Zurg invader of the galactic empire? #cancelled. It’s the ✨transphobia✨ for me.
Guy 1: what the actual fuck.
Guy 2: It’s ok, you can be a 💅Nazi💅, just admit to it. I bet you even supported the orange man 🤬🤬🤬. #staythefuckawayfrommecheckkkk. #straightwhitemalealert. #justlostmybestfriend #but who needs friends when I can hide behind a profile picture of someone who doesn’t even know of my existence yet i dedicate mine to theirs.
Guy 2: NO, DEAR GOD I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE NO.
Guy 1: Oh shut up, what’s the worst that could happen? I’m getting it.
*1 week later*
Guy 1: Hey, how you been doing brother?
Guy 2: did you just call me brother and not my gender pronoun of Emperor Zurg invader of the galactic empire? #cancelled. It’s the ✨transphobia✨ for me.
Guy 1: what the actual fuck.
Guy 2: It’s ok, you can be a 💅Nazi💅, just admit to it. I bet you even supported the orange man 🤬🤬🤬. #staythefuckawayfrommecheckkkk. #straightwhitemalealert. #justlostmybestfriend #but who needs friends when I can hide behind a profile picture of someone who doesn’t even know of my existence yet i dedicate mine to theirs.
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by WonderVision January 24, 2021
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A super toxic app/website. The community on there as the combined IQ of a Goldfish. They like to cancel people for the slightest of things
Person 1: BRUH, *random kind and famous person* JUST GOT CANCELLED
Person 2: WOW, Where did *random kind and famous person* get cancelled?
Person 1: Twitter
Person 2: Ah.
Person 2: WOW, Where did *random kind and famous person* get cancelled?
Person 1: Twitter
Person 2: Ah.
by MrToucanLad December 06, 2020
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a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.
without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks
by izzzzz October 14, 2018
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