Urban Dictionary: Twitter

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The virtual equivalent of mass telepathy: being able to read people's thoughts all at the same time, in different time zones.

Twitter is a God-sent tool that enables us to guage the mood of different peoples in different geographies, based on their rational and irrational tweets.

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The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.

After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.

#tweets #beets #feats #heats #meats #

by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011

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A social media platform narcissistic presidents or politicians love to use to settle score with their counterparts from other countries, no matter the diplomatic cost—a subtle way to tell the other party to mind their own business.

President Trump used Twitter to tell UK Prime Minister not to comment on his controversial methods in exposing Islamic terrorism, but rather to focus on her partial failure in tackling the rise of the threat on her own soil.

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Its for Writing pointless shit (Sometimes even about you shitting) and put #followedbyasentencewithnospacesforsomeunknownfuckingpointlessreasonthatjustinfuriates.

Twitter User: Just sitting on the loo. #Sinkslikealog

#twitter #facebook #social #dumb #people #networking #twits #twittering #twit

by Anthonytats January 24, 2012

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A site that makes stalking effortless.

When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.

#stalker #tweet #social networking #follow #update

by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009

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n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.

"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"

#dumbass #stupid #fucktard #re-re #idiot

by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009