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A body part found on males used to urinate and pleasure!
Chad stuck his Penis in Kiersten's pussy Craig's mouth, and Jim's Anus!
by SlopNChop November 08, 2016
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One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC March 15, 2004
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Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
by Colony September 20, 2003
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003
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Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n January 20, 2003
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