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A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
by ScottAllen March 16, 2008
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The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.
As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!
by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011
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a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.
"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"
by patio lanterns February 25, 2008
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by Audreys Secret Lover November 08, 2002
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1. n. a communication sent via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

2. v. the act of communicationg via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window
1. I just sent Biafra a tweet.

2. To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.
by Bob Akimbo January 21, 2011
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mid 80's preteen slang for cool.
derived from 'sweet'
those shoes look tweet
by hazzi January 11, 2003
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Its when You have like a baby cum just a little of it.
I tweeted all over your daughters face last night.
by Tweetinnigga12 September 09, 2010
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