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Daves are intense. They'll rock your world like no other man. They are also extremely intelligent and will blow your mind with some of the skills they've mastered. They are charismatic when they want to be. They work hard even while seemingly lost, but always end up on top of the game in the end. They are outspoken and blunt, honest and crass. They can be rude and boisterous. They have beautiful eyes that betray the sweetness within. Their hair is pleasure to run fingers through. They are intensely passionate, driven, and alpha. They are strong, tall, and handsome. They are also mischievous and use their intelligence to mess with your head, sometimes just out of pure boredom. If you aren't nuts they can drive you nuts, if you are they can make you even more nuts.

As a friend they are indispensable, helpful, and loyal so long as you help them out at times. As a lover you'll wish you could keep them always.
"How in the world does someone even do that? How is that even possible?"

"Clearly they are a Dave."
by beamazedballs March 30, 2014
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Dave a strong but awesome person. Dave a loving person for his family he will protect his family he will never cheet on his wife and is an awesome frien.
by Uht uht February 17, 2017
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Dave's a dude who'd be chill with almost anything. If you're looking for a rad dude to hang out with, find a dude named Dave.
He's usually very handsome or very cute.

He's usually a dude who'd act like he has barely any emotion at all but he really just needs a hug from a friend.
His hair is usually very fluffy and smooth, but their slightly self-centered and won't let anybody touch his hair unless its himself or his lover.
And all the boys and girls want to be like him or simply like him!
And the best Dave's are Gemini, or Sagittarius.
Boy 1; Man, Dave's so chill, and he gets all the girls! I wish I was him...
Boy 2; Join the club dude.
Girl 1; Dave is so handsome, and he's soooo nice! I wish I was dating him....
Girl 2; Yeah, he really is! And don't we all wish we were with him?
Girl 3; Totes! And I really wanna touch his hair!
Girl 1; I tried to yesterday, but he just.... Ran away from me!
Girl 3 and 2; Wow....
by weirdgal September 09, 2016
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1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!
4. Rebohcs
by L0stc0ntent February 24, 2006
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A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.
Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.

Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.

Person #1: Classic Dave.
by PumpernicklePower January 20, 2017
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