2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

HEY, get out of heRE, this is my private yard and take your dog away.

How's it going boss?
Leave me alone private.

We did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal.