private

The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

by Ms. Chocolate October 11, 2006

private

When you have/do something which you don't want anyone to know

JOHNNY GET OUT OF MY ROOM I AM DOING SOMETHING PRIVATE YOU DUMB SHIT

by cool kid who 'bout to roast yo September 11, 2020

private

A sporting good chance of not getting caught.

We did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal.

by Kris2_Mason October 25, 2009

private

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

private

private is something that is not public

A Private School is a Fee Paying School
The middle and upper classes usually send their children to a Private School.

by St. Ias October 29, 2005

private

The lowest enlisted rank in the United States Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force.

Dan joined the Army as a private after high school.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

privates

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

by Bowman June 17, 2002