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The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.
2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"
by Ms. Chocolate October 11, 2006
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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A respectful term for testicles or female organs.
Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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The penis or vagina of a person's body
Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
by SlopNChop April 17, 2017
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The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.
by captainboss June 25, 2009
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We did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal.
by Kris2_Mason October 24, 2009
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the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.
SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004
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