warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Warp Speed Shit

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.

Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Warspeed

1. A term used in the Playstation 2 game "Heroes of the Pacific". Upon activating warspeed, your aircraft would run into overdrive, increasing speed and producing a howl that sounded like the engine was beating itself to death.

2. In a relevant activity, particularly in studying and doing homework, no matter how fatigued or drained, calling upon a reserve of energy within which throws your body and mind into overdrive; Metaphorically attaining a state of productivity only possible during a time of "war".

Push in the R3 button on the controller to activate warspeed.

Essay due tomorrow. Running on little sleep. Must find a way to burn through the night... time to use some warspeed.

by Serenothenes September 15, 2009

Warpspeeding in the Blackhole

When a white guy has butt sex with a black girl in space at zero gravity.

I was warpspeeding in the blackhole when the outer hatch seal blew.

by Jam bones February 9, 2008

Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024