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When an established professional sports team gets beat by either a newly formed, or expansion team in their first outing.
Are you kidding me? New York's professional soccer team just got Sounded?
Sounded by Timothy Gruich March 20, 2009
Words you can keep
when the girls eats your dick so good it leaves you speechless
damn she had my sounded last night
sounded by anonymous September 15, 2020

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.
Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

That Sounded Wet 

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.
Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."
That Sounded Wet by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

That Sounded Better In My Head 

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.
Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

I Sounded Hamster 

When a person sounds cool or "gangster" while speaking.
S: Yeah, I get it.

A: Chill shit, yk?

A: I sounded hamster
I Sounded Hamster by PandaManAlex November 29, 2021

D-Sunded 

The act of performing a "D-Sund" upon another person (usually an opponent in ice hockey); derived from the hockey great Donald Sund who devised the original motion of ice hockey movements involved in this trick, which consists of a dazzling setup of fakes that deceive the opponent and ultimately result in humiliation for the defender; a reference to the state of one's well-being after public humiliation, embarrassment, and/or disgrace.
Whoa, did you just see that bender get D-Sunded!? His ankles totally just snapped in two.
D-Sunded by danglingandd-sunding March 27, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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