Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

what you're avoiding right now

If you're looking up this word there's a very high chance you should be studying yourself.

(verb) The act of texting, facebooking, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

what we students should be doing at the moment

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.