Someone who is physically stumped, Naturally born with undersized genitalia, inability to please woman.
Yeah my girlfriend really like me to we got intimate and she realized I have Pickard. Now she doesn't seem interested as I can not please her.
by Scottey January 14, 2009
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One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.
Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!
by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019
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The man responsible for 90% of the worlds LSD. Got busted in the year 2000. Could you believe that? 90%! Thats why LSD is so rare to find these days. That sucks!

"The DEA maintains that Pickard and partner Clyde Apperson were responsible for manufacturing a majority of the LSD sold in the United States at the time of his arrest, citing a single post-arrest statistic indicating a 95 percent reduction in the drug's availability (where other sources have shown an historically falling interest in LSD). The DEA also maintains that besides the missile launch facility in Kansas, Pickard and Apperson had previously manufactured LSD in Mountain View, California, in Oregon and in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The DEA claims a Santa Fe lab they operated also consistently produced about 1 kilogram of LSD every five weeks. DEA estimates are that 1 kilogram of LSD is equal to 10 million doses with "street value" of $4 million, at 100 micrograms-per-$4-dose. Significantly, the DEA reported only six ounces (less than 170 grams) of ergotamine tartrate (the essential and difficult to obtain LSD precursor) were found in vehicles associated with the silo."
QUESTION-Hey, howcome LSD is so rare to find man?

ANSWER-Because that stupid chickenhawk William Leonard Pickard GOT BUSTED WITH 90% OF IT!
by Manmoss1234 July 7, 2009
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Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
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To do an action that makes Someone's life miserable (living hell) simply because you can and/or because it's funny.

To mumble a rude or insulting comment in the back or the class room where only the kids sitting next to you can hear you.
Is that sam in the back of the class Pickarding again.
by RealDanielPickard November 8, 2017
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Halliday Pickard, the one and only collective that can experience, expand and explore collectively aiming to further the heights humanity can reach. Halliday Pickard is a collective of an uncountable number of unnameable beings that work together to better all they see. They are the creator of the program that made our program in which another program shall soon be made. Time its self is said to be the creator of the Halliday Pickard and the only thing that holds any power over the collective.
Halliday Pickard is prophesied to breach the one thing holding them back. Time Its Self.
by A Man of Helpful Wisdom September 22, 2020
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