Riker

A kind and intelligent male, usually handsome and in his mid thirties, who makes sexual advances on every attractive woman he comes across, regardless of political, planetary, or potentialy alienistic consequenses.

Guy1: Hey, did you hear about what Jim did with Joan last night?
Guy2: Ya, I heard he pulled a Riker on her.

by nickdummy November 04, 2008

Riker

Verb- To Riker - to pose inappropriately close to a person sat down with your crotch as close to that persons face as possible

Did you just see that guy Riker her in the ear

by Che Mikey March 16, 2015

Riker

(verb) To successfully or unsuccessfully attempt to mate with a female you just met.

"He Rikered the Hell out of that." - Wil Wheaton
"He totally Rikered her Man!" - LeVar Burton

by Random definitions. May 31, 2013

Riker

Riker (Noun): The act of nonchalantly throwing one's leg over an obstacle in the process of taking a seat. Used to communicate sexy command as well as athletic ability.

From Screen Rant: While most people would simply pull out a freestanding chair and sit down normally, Riker instead tended to approach the chair from behind and throw one leg over the back of it, usually causing him to sit straddling the chair for the rest of the scene.

by SocialDistSupportPet September 06, 2023

Riker

The former lieutenant-commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and now captain of the U.S.S. Titan, Riker served under Jean-Luc picard for many years. He is very unorthodox, and is married to Deanna Troi.

Jean-Luc Picard: I've just been paid a visit from Q.
William T. Riker: Q? Any idea what he's up to?
Jean-Luc Picard: He wants to do something nice for me.
Riker nods
William T. Riker: I'll alert the crew.

by crazyrabbits August 08, 2006

Riker

(pronounced Ri’-ker): n: an under 35 year-old male with dark hair and a beard.

Have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? He's totally gone Riker!!!

by Kip Berman April 20, 2006

Rikered

To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked

I probably should have been less Rikered when I said yes to that omnisexual being from Omicron Omega III and then I wouldn't have caught this embarassing Spacially Transmitted Disease

by Prole Hole October 10, 2011