blackhole

a theory of an object in space, which is believed to consume anything, that enters into it.
Kyle thinks blackholes are Fact, but he's an idiot so a blackhole must have consumed his brain.
by poonjah April 26, 2005
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blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.
by Adelina March 28, 2004
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blackhole

its the exit for your food; also known as the asshole; so tight it may do you like a real space blackhole, you may never get your tool back
She was on the rag so I pounded her in the blackhole. Great time for a donkey punch.
by Scott Brothers December 12, 2006
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blackhole

A black person that is also an asshole.
A: That nigga just robbed me
B: What a blackhole!
by El Bartooooo May 11, 2011
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blackholed

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."
by Grandma Down! February 01, 2009
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Blackholing

When a penis gets stuck in a vagina during coital interactions, as if the penis got vacuumed by a Hoover Dirt Devil.
Julie was notorious for blackholing her victims into submission.
by Nicholas Kumar December 06, 2011
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 April 27, 2006
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