Named 

being completely and totally humilliated, defeated, owned, etc.

Man, Miguel got named in basketball today!

I just got named by Preston in wrestling.

Dude, i tried to lift with Will today, and he totally named me.

Named by palikid December 13, 2009

named skeet skeet 

When a female named Rhonda dresses in black and walks from the grocery store (or local deli) to her house, and then back again until she has covered 6.78 miles of distance. This can only occur on a Sunday or a Monday, and Rhonda CANNOT be barefoot.

"Rhonda skeet-skeeted on Monday."

named skeet skeet by Gerald Lambeaux March 4, 2004

named dragon 

A super cool dude. Generally very respectful and won't take anyone's shit. Super nice to people who deserve respect. He is selective with the people he surrounds himself with. If your lucky to be in a Dragon's life, be appreciative and respect him.

Person A: Hey have you met the dude named Dragon?

Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.

Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.

named dragon by AirForceDude261 June 11, 2022

named attack 

A special attack used by characters in anime. The attack's name must be shouted by the character before it can be used, no matter how long it takes.

The longer and more epic the name, the more powerful the attack.

*several katana slashes later*
Villain (unharmed): You can't defeat me...
Protagonist: time to unleash my secret attack... SUPREME MAGIC: BREATH OF FIRE SUPER GALAXY THUNDERBOLT GETSUGA TENSHOU ARMAGEDDON SLASH!!!!!
Villain: *gets one hit KO'd by named attack*

named attack by spd222 May 10, 2023

Kid named Finger 

Kid named finger is the alter ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

He’s a meme at this point

Kid named finger has a condition where he looks younger as he ages and looks very old as a child.

Kid named Finger by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022

A Pet Named Steve 

A pet that's imaginary to Markiplier the YouTube gamer. Also may prove that Markiplier has lost it lolz

Define A Pet Named Steve

A Pet Named Steve by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016

A pet named steve 

Markiplier's imaginary pet in Google Feud.

Can the government control a pet named steve

A pet named steve by poohead0730 November 14, 2016