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coniferophilia 

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
coniferophilia by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Coniferus Nipplepuffin 

OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.
Coniferus Nipplepuffin by iexist89 February 26, 2010