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In NZ, the art of placing roadcones in eccentric high-up spots e.g. statues, church spires, tall trees and traffic lights; usually done late at night as a dare and/or for the lulz by groups of bored school kids or dero thirty-somethings on the turps. Common during major roadworks in built-up urban areas. Spates of low-effort repeat offenses draw negative attention from the police, but they have been known to applaud well-executed cone operations that demonstrate a level of skill in scaling buildings/structures.
Must be school holidays, someone's coned the traffic lights at the SH1 intersection.

Let's cone that statue ow.
by wiremu the wise April 02, 2020
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In memphis CONE means a junky or person who is always begging or asking for something or even a lame person
guy: all i got is a dollar and 50 cents
guy2: can i have a dollar and 50 cents
guy: that's all i got main you a cone
by Jasice March 11, 2006
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1. Metallic cone shaped item in a bong or pipe that the weed is burnt in. Another word for a 'bowl'.
Really means 'cone piece' or CP(abrev.)
2. Process of smoking weed from a bong.
1. "Pack me a cone!" OR "Can I have a cone."
2. "It's 10 am and I still haven't had a fucken cone today."
by Diego June 30, 2003
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A joint of marijuana rolled on an angle making it a cone shaped
"I like a blunt or a big fat cone" ~ Cypress Hill
by Hooked on Chronix October 09, 2008
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(n) Cone-shaped life form, often orange but occasionally green and very rarely fluoro yellow. Often gathers with similar species around construction sites. Different species of cones are rarely found intermixed with one another.

Species range from very small (sidewalk, 20cm high by 15cm wide) to regular (city, 40cm high by 25cm wide) to huge (highway, 1m high by 45cm wide)

Often the victims of "coneing" (v), a non-competitive team sport where the participants collect large numbers of cones and store them for later use.

Anti-coneing (v) is the opposite action. Usually constituted by coneing off an unpopular person or persons' driveway or street, or simply using cones as crude projectile weapons thrown from moving vehicles.

Anti-coneing is often accompanied by shooting paintballs from slingshots at random targets (usually white vans or 4x4's), and general delinquency.
"Let's go coneing!"

"How did you fit that highway cone in your car?"
"I managed, but it was a raid."

A: "We should anti-cone John's house!"
B: "What about Pam's?"
A: "She's next."
by Traffic-Cone-Liberation-Force September 15, 2004
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a social reject. one who does not fit in, or is considered repulsive by others
''That Jim is such a loser."
"Yeah, what a cone."
by kookyvidahd August 21, 2009
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a looser, tool, or just a stupid goofball
"Kate- stop being such a giant cone"
or simply as a last name if the coneyness is overwhelming, "Look- It's David Cone"
by Lauren of BHS :) July 08, 2003
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