Davey 

Is literally God

Davey is God

Davey by defnotYendisFish April 30, 2021

Davey 

epic chad from gta and yeah hes cool ok what do i say now im just gonna give u the wiki definition: David "Dave" Norton is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series, appearing as a central character and deuteragonist to Michael De Santa in Grand Theft Auto V. Norton is a corrupt FIB agent, working under Steve Haines.

*jumps out of blimp*
DarkViperAU: Davey! How ya doin'?
Davey: 'bout as good as can be expected.

Davey by witnessprotectionforwhat April 17, 2022

davey 

A slightly handsome Jewish boy who enjoys hot sauce and chicken and hates people who practice their golf swings in public.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is a Davey, I think I'm in love with him.
Person 2: Yeah, that's a pretty normal reaction.

davey by Satchmo Turpentine April 9, 2008

davey 

a "davey" refers to the kind of guy who plays GTA 5 and has a marijuana addiction. daveys are generally liberal but have a deep dark conservative secret, i.e. they think voter fraud might have contributed to the 2020 election but they aren't sure.

Tom: I found an thread on reddit about dead people voting for joe biden
Barbara: did it have any reliable sources?
Tom: no not really so I just hit my fat bong and stopped thinking about it
Barbara: god you're such a fucking davey

davey by oneveryloudassclap January 3, 2021

Davey 

DAVEY SHARK!

Is that Davey Shark?

Davey by I._.Dont._.Know November 18, 2018

davey 

Extreme stinginess or hoarding

Got a spare cigarette?
No.
Don't be a Davey, that's a full pack..

davey by Start_tomorrow August 17, 2006

Davey 

Nickname for the worlds most awesome gay who lives in the worlds most awesome town of Yeppoon.

"Have a rainbow Davey"

Davey by ILoveYouDavey April 18, 2008