Coniferous

furtive,
shifty,
slippery,
sly,
sneaking,
sneaky,
stealthy.

Her coniferous behavior is going to get her a one way ticket to the nut hut.

by Yeaokaybye September 14, 2022

Coniferous

furtive,
shifty,
slippery,
sly,
sneaking,
sneaky,
stealthy.

Her coniferous behavior is going to get her in trouble.

by Yeaokaybye September 14, 2022

coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

coniferophilia

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.

- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Coniferus Nipplepuffin

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.

OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.

by iexist89 February 26, 2010

Corniferous

Extremely Corny, the characteristic of trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing and not funny.

Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that show was completely corniferous.

by Keone Chong December 18, 2007

Carniferous

Combines the words coniferous and carnivore. It means a man eating pine tree.

Beware walking through the forest. There are carniferous pine trees!

by Oreomom May 23, 2015