1. a slower alternative to both running and jogging, travelling from point A to B without (for most people) outside intervention and/or enhancement-inducing parties, both mechanical and humanoid.
2. think of the best thing in the world, like free fried chicken, chicago hot dogs, and philly cheese steaks, but 1000x better and in the form of a drug for your mind that allows mental activities to flow faster and clearer

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

Something i should be doing to work off my fat ass after having a baby.

Walking; an ancient method of traveling used by "the average joe" on a day to day basis. Though it goes back to this present era, it has been thought to have been recently discovered while reaching for a slice of pizza "two feet, too far away".

tampon that walks