plants

Plants are stupid things that are green.
Phil: hey look at those plants
Jeff: Wow, thats stupid
by Captain John_smith July 15, 2006
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We're Watering Our Plants WithOut Pants (wopwop).
by Jim Ference November 04, 2007
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Planted

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.
He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.
by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018
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plant

an agent of misinformation, placed in a group to deceive, distract, or provoke
That man who keeps starting drama, seemingly for no reason, is suspect of being a plant.
by truthypants November 12, 2011
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Plant

Plants are organisms that farm humans, giving them oxygen until they eventually die and then they use the humans bodies as their food/fertilizer
Human 1: this plants looks beautiful
Human 2: I don't trust plants for some reason
by Mask of the Shadow February 16, 2017
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Plantful

A word used to describe the smell of a plant filled area usually used by intellectuals and the mark lee himself
by Johnny’s coffee July 10, 2020
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Plant

1. A male or female that does not have sexual ambitions. 2. The person standing at the corner of a bar not socializing. 3. Asexual
That fool over dar doesn't hit on da bitchez, he hasn't had a piece in years. He's a plant.
by no dozin August 29, 2010
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