Coniferous

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furtive,
shifty,
slippery,
sly,
sneaking,
sneaky,
stealthy.

Her coniferous behavior is going to get her in trouble.

Coniferous by Yeaokaybye September 14, 2022

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Coniferous

furtive,
shifty,
slippery,
sly,
sneaking,
sneaky,
stealthy.

Her coniferous behavior is going to get her a one way ticket to the nut hut.

Coniferous by Yeaokaybye September 14, 2022

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coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

coniferous forest by Mikey T December 14, 2004

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coniferophilia

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.

- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."

coniferophilia by Monticello-W October 18, 2016