shifty

Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.
Nina.... that be damn shifty
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Word used to describe someone/something that's just...off. You can't put your finger on exactly what it is, but something about that person/thing is just disturbing/sketchy/suspicious/creepy/unsettling.
I don't think Janelle's innocent. I think she framed her roommate. She seems kinda shifty to me...
by *The Boss* November 26, 2009
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(n.) Slang for a shift supervisor. Used as to not confuse them with a manager, as corporate hierarchy must always be well noted.
Customer: Are you the manager?
Shifty: Yes, how can I help?
Employee: You're no manager, you shifty!
by Sovv J September 17, 2009
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the act where a black individual is acting suspiciously and has beady eyes. they are usually concealing something valuable.
ben: yo, kumbi is actin all shifty today.

lewis: i swear my vcr has gone missing recently.

ben: zots!
by the unknown character. May 12, 2011
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a woman who is a homewrecker and likes to hit on "bill wish"...often likes to use questionable manuevers in getting what she wants from other people.
Shifty, you wild thing, you totally stole "Hank's" beach house!!!!!!!
by sheshuba December 16, 2007
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some kid from upstate NY. he's actually pretty fucking cool
i hung out with shifty the other night. we sucked mad balloons
by weasil March 15, 2005
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more than buzzed, but not quite drunk
"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"
by yoyoyooooooo October 13, 2007
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