confroused

when the seemingly conflicting emotions of confusion and arousel happen simultaneously...like making out with your best friend, your best friend's boyfriend....or her dad.

Althoug I feel sorta guilty, I'm also very confroused!

confroused by alicat520 December 14, 2011

Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.

"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."

Confroused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013

Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.

"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."

Confroused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011