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Carniferous 

Combines the words coniferous and carnivore. It means a man eating pine tree.
Beware walking through the forest. There are carniferous pine trees!
Carniferous by Oreomom May 23, 2015

candiferousness 

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.
I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.
candiferousness by the prophet March 26, 2003

cliterous 

She rubbed her cliterous when she got her orgasm.
cliterous by Chris Ballz May 13, 2006

glitterous cliterous 

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names
yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid

blue cliterous

when a womans overies become infected with black peoples sperm and the form a geto in the womens overies and start shooting at mexians that jump over the border
blue cliterous by tittly master5000 October 23, 2011

coniferous forest 

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.
Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.
coniferous forest by Mikey T December 14, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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