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Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog Β© 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
by Killing Kittens October 07, 2004
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Arousle by trees/Sex with trees
I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.
by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004
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People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.
by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003
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Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
by Nathan April 29, 2003
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people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet
by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003
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