Neck-breaker 

When a fly ass guy/girl walks past you causing you to turn your neck in such a way to cause an injury.

OMG, Marcus is a neck-breaker.

Neck-breaker by real recognise real November 2, 2023

Monkey Breakfast 

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

Monkey Breakfast by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

morning breakfast potatoes 

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Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

morning breakfast potatoes by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Kiwi Breakfast 

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

Kiwi Breakfast by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

Brazilian Breakfast 

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

Brazilian Breakfast by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023

Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.

NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING

Bed-breaking by rs09 January 20, 2024

Floridian Breakfast 

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

Floridian Breakfast by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024