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A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
by Rupert Budge March 18, 2007
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The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.
by LK March 21, 2004
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The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)
Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...
by latinflavor August 16, 2009
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commonly pronounced brek-fist, the meaning of breakfast comes from how it is spelled. Break as in to take a break from an action, or work, and fast as in the long period of time that you didn't have anything to eat
hence: breakfast

breakfast usually consists of either/or combinations of: eggs, bacon, toast, omelette, cereal, cinnamon rolls, pancakes, waffles, fresh/dried fruit, or many others depending on country or region

note: the word fast has 2 mannings, one for speed, and the other is listed above
i had bacon, and eggs for breakfast. It was nice to have some food in my belly to break my fasting i did last night
by airathee the archer October 23, 2010
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What you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.
George Volcano: "It will make you shout, 'C'mon world I'll have you for breakfast!' Try some!"
Tyrannosaurus Allen: "Hmm yes, I do feel hydrated! C'MON WORLD I'm Tyrannosaurus Allen AND I'll HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"
by John Claset February 21, 2008
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