Breakfast

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

by Chick mag January 14, 2010

Breakfast

A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

by Rupert Budge March 21, 2007

Breakfast

Eggs and bacon, nuff said

Breakfast usually consists of some eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and/or orange juice, chocolate milk, regular milk etc

Breakfast is good

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Breakfast

The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...

by latinflavor August 16, 2009

Breakfast

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Her skirt is so short I can almost see her breakfast!

by Strapscan July 7, 2009

Breakfast

What you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.

George Volcano: "It will make you shout, 'C'mon world I'll have you for breakfast!' Try some!"
Tyrannosaurus Allen: "Hmm yes, I do feel hydrated! C'MON WORLD I'm Tyrannosaurus Allen AND I'll HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"

by John Claset February 22, 2008

Breakfast

The act of breaking up with someone quickly

I am so hurt, we just started dating last week, he must have gotten what he wanted because he served me breakfast this morning.

by Seven Spirits July 15, 2023