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A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
by Rupert Budge March 18, 2007
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The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.
by LK March 21, 2004
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The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)
Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...
by latinflavor August 16, 2009
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a name given to a particular person who you find extremly attractive and would like to jump make out, or have sex with. this comes from the saying "man, i'd eat her for breakfast"
"that guy has a body like a god, he's my breakfast"
"murray is my breakfast"
"i'd love to lick that breakfast stamp"
by r-boat June 11, 2008
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commonly pronounced brek-fist, the meaning of breakfast comes from how it is spelled. Break as in to take a break from an action, or work, and fast as in the long period of time that you didn't have anything to eat
hence: breakfast

breakfast usually consists of either/or combinations of: eggs, bacon, toast, omelette, cereal, cinnamon rolls, pancakes, waffles, fresh/dried fruit, or many others depending on country or region

note: the word fast has 2 mannings, one for speed, and the other is listed above
i had bacon, and eggs for breakfast. It was nice to have some food in my belly to break my fasting i did last night
by airathee the archer October 23, 2010
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