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Breakfast is a morning meal served to human beings that is quite evidently important, yet individuals choose to consume sugary foods, instead of ingesting healthy sustenance during the period of consumption. That's humanity for you.
"You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and that's why I choose to have it at least seven times a day."
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by French Avocado June 25, 2019
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True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
by Rupert Budge March 18, 2007
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The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.
by LK March 21, 2004
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The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)
Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...
by latinflavor August 16, 2009
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