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Breakfast is a morning meal served to human beings that is quite evidently important, yet individuals choose to consume sugary foods, instead of ingesting healthy sustenance during the period of consumption. That's humanity for you.
"You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and that's why I choose to have it at least seven times a day."
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by French Avocado June 25, 2019
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
by Rupert Budge March 18, 2007
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Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?
by Chick mag January 14, 2010
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The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.
by LK March 21, 2004
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The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)
Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...
by latinflavor August 16, 2009
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