potatoes

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

by DaChazman September 05, 2004

potatoes

Food that Irish people really like.

The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

potatoes

Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.

Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest

by Mashed Potato January 19, 2005

potatoes

The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"

"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."

"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."

by The MI Shocker December 03, 2013

potatoes

a term to describe being really high/stoned/lifted, because you are 'baked like a potato.'

Janelle had that cereal and now she is so potatoes.

by jellytime September 26, 2010

potatoes

Generally means "Hell yeah" or really any form of slang word like that.

"Oh my god, that news is, like, so potatoes"
"POTATOES!!!"

by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

potatoes

A discrete way of saying boobs. One can also use the shortened form of tateres

-She has some great potatoes
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters

by Mr Kappa Chi February 14, 2004