diarrhea

No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.

The fast food I had last night gave me wicked diarrhea

by Gingievitus December 13, 2010

diarrhea

Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.

by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003

diarrhea

When a demon possess your anus and force you to explode your anus

I needed to take a poop but breaking the toilet with my diarrhea

by BUNGTHEBOOCE January 14, 2016

diarrhea

When you piss out your asshole

After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003

diarrhea

Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.

Random: Do farts have lumps?
Me: Na dude, I think you just diarrhea'd
Random: Mate, diarrhea doesn't have a verb form
Me: I'd be more worried about that shit running down my leg if I were you.

by Haydizzler April 2, 2011

diarrhea

A poop smoothie.

Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

by Jake February 26, 2003