Urban Dictionary: diarrhea

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Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.

by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003

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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.

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diarrhea

No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.

The fast food I had last night gave me wicked diarrhea

by Gingievitus December 13, 2010

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diarrhea

When you piss out your asshole

After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003

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diarrhea

Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.

Random: Do farts have lumps?
Me: Na dude, I think you just diarrhea'd
Random: Mate, diarrhea doesn't have a verb form
Me: I'd be more worried about that shit running down my leg if I were you.

by Haydizzler April 02, 2011