surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 05, 2009

surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

by Kristen01 July 21, 2008

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

I just puked everywhere surprise!

by besse92 May 09, 2011

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 13, 2021

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa July 11, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey March 04, 2018