items 

Items; private places

Ray: Dude don't touch my items!
Charles: SORRY! It was an accident

items by D's Mom December 8, 2006

Items, itEms, itemS 

Items, itEms, itemS

Items, itEms, itemS

Items, itEms, itemS by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

1v1 me fox only no items final destination 

1. (Noun) A match where you 1v1 someone fox only final destination no items in Super Smash Bros. (Any Super Smash Bros. games can be used, but Melee is recommended.)
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.

1. 1v1 me fox only no items final destinations n00b.
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination

1v1 me fox only no items final destination by Literally Anyone December 29, 2016

pornotional items 

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.

The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

pornotional items by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008

Premium items 

1 --- Aka Cash Shop Items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. Such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.

2---A scam put out by most Korean gaming cooperation for their MMORPG for the soul purpose of profit. Making the game as shitty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could've just done that in the first place.

But NOOOOOOO, "We need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is Premium Items!"

Even though technically you do purchase Premium Items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 Dickweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 Dickweeds.

-Premium Item: Boob enhancer
-Description: Increase your female character's breast by 10x from the G cup sizes they already are.
-Cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.

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Boy-1: "Dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars I've ever spent."

Boy-2: "Too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol"

Boy-1; "FuuuuuuuCCCCKKKKKK!!!"

Premium items by Lawcork June 20, 2008

series of actionable items 

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.

We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

series of actionable items by Bartholomew Roberts April 8, 2004

Sweet Items Dude 

A phrase used to "put down" an opposing Mario Kart Double Dash player. Saying "Sweet Items Dude" implies that they are last place in the race and are getting great items in order to catch up.

Robert: Jack, Sweet Items Dude, i forgot how good you were at this game.

Jack: OHHHH i forgot about that clause in the contract, feed it to Pedtke.

Sweet Items Dude by Robert James The Third March 25, 2007