He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.
ALL HAIL ALAMKA
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A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
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Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
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"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."
"ALAMALAKADI!"
(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
"ALAMALAKADI!"
(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
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2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
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