by TimmyT June 05, 2003
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by Viz March 16, 2003
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A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.
The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).
The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).
subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
by okipatrick January 07, 2007
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"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 23, 2004
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by Crazy lil lady May 31, 2002
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1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)
by Survivor Fan August 16, 2004
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