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Nut

v. The act of ejaculation.

n. Semen.

v. I'm bouts to nut!

n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass!

by TimmyT June 05, 2003

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IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM

Abbreviation for:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!

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by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021

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nuts

1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.

That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.

by Viz March 16, 2003

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nut

A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure

by okipatrick January 07, 2007

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nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

by Jake March 23, 2004